Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I think the whole world's addicted to the drama.

so welll
weaksauce bravin and weaksauce milo haven't been keeping up on their end so i gotta pull up the slack.
welll... it seems schools racing to an end faster than ever.

and I'm sure you've all heard it all before, felt it all before, lived through it all before. Sometimes I just want school to end, sick of covering the same syllabus, sick of rote learning the stupid unnecesary info that will never ever be used and oh so so so so sick of maths at times .

but yeah. other times I think I'll really miss school. I mean the certainty of the day, having a set timetable which you have to follow which in many ways is a bitch.. but.. rofl with the way i go about with holidays without a timetable i just turn into a blob on the comp that somehow spends a whole day without doing anything memorable.

oh and of course the people.
LOL even though ive only known most of you guys for 2 years. I don't think I let you guys know how much I appreciate you all. .... you people know who you are.
oooh andddddd special shout out to minna.... umm i'm sorry about english today=] and
wow.
just wow.
never change please.


rofl i doubt id ever be surrounded by such a ... colourful.. range of characters again. and really all you people do make life fun haha.
and to CC. if you read this on time. remember your promise. you have 3 weeks left to deliver.

and to the people i don't really know, i'm sorry i haven't gotten to know you all better. i'm sure your all are cool peeps, but just never had the chance to get to know you i suppose hahas.
WELL i hope like 10 years down the track when there's some kinda mass grade anniversary when we all meet up. be overwhelmed by the amount of doctors, dentists and lawyers, have a lol at the people who never changed, another lol at the people who changed completely, have a big lol at memories and the stupid shit thats happened over these years lolol, have a small bitch on hogwards communist umbridge.
and wow
i do get pretty damn off track. ....
so yeah
coolioes.

OH
and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAMEER
YOU ARE ONE AWESOME PERSON, i admire you for your geniusness
and lol our memorable convo we had before stepahead. haha learnt quite a bit about you that day.
I WISH YOU THE VERY VERY BEST FOR THE FUTURE.
AND HOPE YOU ACHIEVE ALL THAT YOU EVER ASPIRE TO.
oh and probably one of best quotes from you my friend

Mrs Steele: Why are you so late?
Sameer: I was filling my bottle....
Steele: well it still shouldn't take so long
Sameer: the water has to go up.. and then down....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER


people.
comment
subscribe.
please=[?
and someone link sameer here so my dedication isn't gone to waste.
=]

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

trolls be trolling.

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AIIIIIIGHT BRAVIN. we gotta get over the X's gotta X thing already.
SOOOOO been a while since last post.
as you all prolly know bravin has been requited into ihateyourbum. and shall be serving our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLL we've finally got all results back, and for all those reading i hope you all did well and you should be proud of yourselves=] and for those who didn't do as well as they hoped, its okaaaaaaaay. hsc isn't the be all end all.
LOL hypocritical yes. but look on the brightside all you pessimistic emo kiddos, SCHOOLS ASSESSMENTS ARE ACTUALLY OVER ! ! ! And now its time for ruse to do what it does best, to rapeeeeeee rest of state and carry all those who sucked like me =] allll the way to top ! !
haha jokes. i shall be working hard hard hard.

AND GUYS.
LAST 4-5 WEEKS OF SCHOOL.
ENJOY SCHOOL, HAVE FUN AND GOODLUCK TO YOU ALL.

WHATS HAPPENED SINCE LAST POSTTT ?

Tang + Tom's birthday dindins
lolol kens korean bbq at caaaaarlo on fridayyyy. lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT ONE . was a buffet, so being the cheapass asians we are, ate SO. MUCH. well for me. seriously so full after. i prolly still have a pot belly/ 5 month baby from friday. pshht and i told myself i would get fit. >_>

.....
yeah thats all i can think thats happened.

OH.
and hey.
i have a new found respect for all those who blog.
to the people who blog regularly and coherently LOL, or just blog at all.
after trying to do this ive seen how hard it is lolol and for you all to have that determination and dedication, and to be willing to share a piece of your life to everyone and anyone on the internet,
well, for that i really admire you all.
and thankyou

OH AND SHOUTOUT TO JESS TAY.
LOL never actually said this to her/you
but HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU DO IT ?!?
bahaha awesome blogger, some kinda computer hacklord ip tracker>_> and rofl even though i don't really know you well. all the lil things you do sometimes just make me go wow .
lol like your love meme thingo. i remember it was during exams and even though we were all super busy and hermit kings you actually found the time to make all that. yes it was an epic edwardo ................ >.> and yes i did visit it quite a few times lolol anddddd you even commented on EVERY PERSON of the whole grade. just wow. props to you .

SO ALL IN ALL THANKS JESS for hellonewbcakes, for a source of amusement and procrastination, for a place to steal iverach's oh so stingy biology answer/notes andddddddd alllllll that !
hope this wasnt too creepy oh and ps. i am one of those people who pop onto your blog at like 5am a week before trials on like a almost daily basis.


... so fellow readers..
SUSCRIBE.
NAO.
I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
BAAAAAAHHAHAH already 1uped ilikeyourbum.blogspot.
jesstay. watch out. we're catching up.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

From the Tweetbook of Kanye West

Sup. Got Inducted into the blogging Hall of Fame with Milo and Kev. Anyway, the deal is, I gotta write a debut post. Couldn't really think of anything (and I'll keep the more serious stuff and real-talk on my other blog) so I figured I'd just take a few chapters out of the Kanye West Bible of Life. Yes, everything below are all twitter updates from Kanye himself. Biggest hater of all time. LOL, can't help but laugh. Remember kids, HATERS GONNA HATE.

  • God is dope yo about 10 hours ago via web
  • Sometimes I get emotional over fonts 12:55 AM Aug 18th via web
  • I just tried to sing the first notes of Runaway Love and when my voice cracked, had to remember I don't sing that good GODBLESSAUTOTUNE 1:59 AM Aug 16th via web
  • Don't you hate when people clap to loud in the car ... it's like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa 1:37 AM Aug 16th via web
  • I know you see me.... it's like I'm 3D! Friday, 13 August 2010 12:30:21 AM via web
  • So Ima get my money LETS GO! 12:15 AM Aug 13th via web
  • I'm bout to drop something for yall summer... This is my job man... GOOD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4:54 AM Aug 12th via web
  • Ima make a book of my tweets.. tweetbook 12:00 PM Aug 11th via web
  • I asked her how she stays in shape ... she said she doesn't eat... she on a no food diet...A NO FOOD DIET???!!! 10:23 AM Aug 11th via web
  • She asked me why I'm so dressed up?... I told her, "cause I'm not headed to the gym right now." 11:24 AM Aug 10th via web
  • Just cause you got a stylist don't mean you got style #BETTERTWEETOFALLTIME!!! 2:37 AM Aug 10th via web
  • Just cause you got a stylist don't mean they got style #BESTTWEETOFALLTIME!!! 2:36 AM Aug 10th via web
  • Sometimes the days get blurry 1:09 AM Aug 10th via web
  • It is Monday right??? 1:08 AM Aug 10th via web
  • This might just be the beginning of the best Monday of all time! 1:08 AM Aug 10th via web
  • Life is pretty fucking awesome 12:43 AM Aug 10th via web
  • I might bless the city today with an all white suit ... why not 2:27 AM Aug 9th via web
  • Some days I'm feeling super positive ... some days I'm feeling super stunty .. but I'm always feeling it!!! BAM!!! #BESTTWEETOFALLTIME!!! 6:39 AM Aug 8th via web
  • Balenciaga said I can get no discount but what they failed to remember is... I don't need no discount!!! hahahaa 6:33 AM Aug 8th via web

Monday, August 16, 2010



... like. wow . ^^^^ = my post exam room
honestly it was worse during trials and cleaning it up is huuuuuuuuuge bitch.
well not much to say . . . cept milos a critical bastard.

first day back at school after trials..
speech. shit everyones is so good.. mine seems so shit in comparison so not feeling too great about that haha>_>. day was really pointless.. really not much happened. listened to speeches, chan let us talk, free but common rooms trashed==, double chem with the KING OF V FOR VENDETTA. oh and may or may not have nuggeted + switch all pen colours of esters pencil case....
ESTER
IF YOU EVER LINK TO THIS PAGE FROM DJ SELFHELP, I JUST WANT TO SAY IM SORRY. FOR REAL LOL SORRRRRRY

andddddd...
were getting 3u and phys back tomorrow...............
FML /WRIST.
aiights
sorry for the shitty entry
BETTER THAN MILOS USELESS CONTRIBUTIONS.
and people
follow us please . join us in our crusade to rise to top of blogging fame .
we will have moar views than jess tay, more profile views than dj selfless and more awesome sauce/4pointplays than bravin ravagavagina.

AIIGHTS SIGNING OUT
gon' skatin.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

want.





hatin at kadi's

HELLO CHILDREN

first actual entry for me so dont be mean please=[
well not a lots been going on recently cept AFTER TRIALS .
seriously best feeling ever but yeah some of the hypes died down from procrastinating so much during trials >_>

bahah so whats been on in my life?
thruday after chem
haha great night out, filled with laughts, spirals, testicular cancer and many new revelations about jack zhang.
OH
AND INCEPTION
IS
FUCKINGGGGG THE BEST MOVIE EVER RAWRRRR
rofl highlight of thurs id say have to be... pictionary LOL
got amazingly competitive and rowdy and pissed off everyone around us prolly rofls
but all in alll a damn well night worthy of end of trials

AND SAAAAAATURDAYYY
kaaaaaaadis partyyyyyy
bahaha PICTIONARY REMATCH.
well
umm
yes .... got even moar competitive and err.... we cheated =] we kinda wrote down the words...... BUT SERIOUSLY who the hell would get the words sheepskin rug... BUT WHATEVER . haha then pool with possibly the gayest stakes, involved garvy licking calvins nipple, calvin getting depressed over it, minna licking up jess' face.
and a game of i never with HARDCORE OJ ! BIGGEST G'S IN RUSE CHYEAH ?!?
haha naw night was heaps fun
MEGA PROPS TO KADI FOR HAVING US, SUPER THANKS TO HER MUM FOR GREAT FOOD.
THANKS KADI

and......... now i should start my speech.... fml.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

"The next J.K. Rowling" - New York Times

A Tale of Two Heroes © Michael Wu 2007

Once upon a time, there was a great mountain range. Nestled within that mountain range was a village and in that village was a tiny cottage where there lived an ordinary teenage boy. His name was Liam, also known as ‘Pyro Maniac’, as he could create sparks in the worst of conditions. One stormy and gloomy night, Liam heard many shrieks and screams from afar while reading a book beside his oil lamp. Full of curiosity, he leaped out of his cottage and sprinted towards the town square, only to find several villagers as still as stone.

Word went around the village that some kind of alien monstrosity had petrified the villagers to stone. Liam sprang to action as he thought of the wizard, Neero. Neero was the local magician who could cure anything and knew everything that could be known.

“He must know what petrified the villagers,” Liam thought to himself.

Liam did not stop running until he saw a door with several runic markings on it. He was about to knock on the door when he heard a husky ancient voice mutter, “Come in.”

Liam turned the rusty knob slowly and hesitantly, and in one step into the room, the atmosphere instantly changed. The room was mysterious and murky at first glance, but as Liam’s eyes went into focus, he witnessed shelves of dust collecting books and Neero’s hunched back in the midst of them. Candles were the only source of light as Neero’s wrinkled and spectacle-bearing face turned around to face Liam.

“I have not seen you for a long time, Liam,” said Neero, with the gravest of faces.

“You must know why I am here,” Liam replied.

“Yes I do. It is a very ancient creature that petrified those villagers. It is the Demon of Wrath. Whoever sets their eyes on the ghastly thing is immediately petrified and turned to stone,” whispered the magician.

“So will the villagers remain as stone forever?” Liam asked in anxiety.

“There is only one cure for this…it is dragon blood,” answered Neero.

“Someone one has to retrieve the dragon blood!” Liam exlaimed.

“Exactly…you will,” Neero stated.

Liam’s heart skipped a beat as this looming challenge lay in front of him.

“Ultimately, someone has to do this, and it was fate that chose me,” Liam thought in a positive manner.

The nearest dragon lived in the Firetower, an extremely high structure that was visible from the watchtowers in the village where Liam lived. It was not very far, “just follow the mountain range”, according to Neero. Not long after Liam finished packing everything he needed for the journey, he started having second thoughts on this adventure. However, before he could step out of his cottage or make up his mind, Neero strode inside, dressed as if he was too, going on a journey.

“I will lead you on your journey, Liam. I am coming with you,” Neero stated with authority.

* * *

Liam and Neero were buffeted by the icy wind on the mountain ranges. It was a terrible experience for Liam. Each step brought about a sharp pain in Liam’s leg while his body was struggling under subzero temperatures. But as Liam and Neero ventured on, a giant came out of the blue and started hurdling ice boulders at them. Without hesitation, Liam cast a fire spell on the ice giant. The giant flinched. When Neero got the chance, he summoned the strongest wind to blow the giant off the mountain.

* * *

Through many days of enduring the relentless wind and giants, Liam and Neero made it to the Firetower. It was incredibly high, with fire and steam gushing furiously out from the top.

“Well, we made it,” said Liam.

“It has only just begun,” replied Neero ominously.

Liam and Neero entered a vast, great hall lighted by bright orange flames, which led them to a strange chamber littered with charred bones as well as an awful stench of rotting flesh. And there it was; dead centre of the chamber. The dragon.

The two travellers did not dare speak as the dragon had its back towards them. Neero silently drew his sword and crept towards the dragon. The blade of the sword then made a swift stab into the dragon’s belly. The massive creature flapped its wings and shrieked in agony until it fell.

“Hurry Liam, get the blood!” Neero exclaimed anxiously. Liam obeyed with haste and stealth, catching the blood as it gushed from the dragon’s belly.

Suddenly without warning, a dark black shadow glided across the tiles of the floor as a large creature flew into the chamber.

“It is the Demon of Wrath!” warned Neero, “Hide yourself behind the dragon and close your eyes Liam!”

Liam had just filled a glass flask with blood when he jumped behind the dragon’s massive legs and hid himself, as Neero instructed. Meanwhile, Neero raised his staff and uttered a silent spell. A shield of intense, dazzling light materialised as Neero looked at the demon. In an instant, Neero froze and turned to stone. But the light acted as a mirror and reflected the demon’s ghastly reflection into its own eyes. The demon turned to stone and fell onto the hard, tiled floor, shattering into a million pieces. The demon was defeated.

As he heard the stoned demon crash to the ground, Liam opened his eyes and ran to Neero. Without hesitation, Liam dripped some of the dragon blood onto the petrified Neero. Liam watched as the thick blood slowly flowed through the cracks of the cold stone. Not long afterwards, Neero miraculously came back to life.

“We did it!” shouted Liam, jumping and celebrating in joy.

“Yes, it is over now,” puffed Neero.

And so after their arduous and eventful journey, the two heroes set back to their village. Their return trip was in haste as Liam and Neero knew they had one last job to do back in the village.

Once back at the village, the dragon blood was used on the Demon of Wrath’s many victims who all recovered and were restored to full health. Liam and Neero were greatly praised and became heroes of the village. They were remembered for many years as their tale was told from generation to generation.